tothinkalone asked: has the cut heeled up v.w?
Yes, it is gone. Never putting a razor near there ever again.
alphabeast18 asked: how much furry porn do you have?
Enough to drown out an orphanage.
What’s something you’ve been getting the urge to do lately?
Get drunk. Herpa derpa duh!
Oh, You Girls!
There has always been at least one girl I know or know of who is just really fucking crazy. It’s not really in a fun way either, unless she were to be in a cage and you could observe her. I don’t know how, or even why but these girls manage to get in a relationship with some poor guy, (presumably holding the male by fear) and just seem to have a really bad case of PMS on top of probably having their tampon in the wrong hole. To make matters worse, they haven’t gotten laid by their boyfriend in a couple of days too, so they’re even more wound up and ready to stab the nearest female with their finger nails. But they need just something a little bit more before they strike. They need to feel ‘justified’, because taking it out on someone without an exaggerated claim or excuse, just isn’t as satisfying. Plus all their pack of dogs (their b@bez!) won’t be keen to have their back.
If you’re a young woman, married, taken, single or whatever and just casually be doing your job at work, when unknowing to you the boyfriend of some bitch comes up and gives you his order, is there to buy something or asks for a non-sexual service and all of a sudden, bang! You’re now roped in as being in her new line of firing, just because you spoke to that random guy or had him in your view. Even worse, you could be just enjoying yourself at a club, when you suddenly run into your old high school friend. He comes up to you, says hello and stops by for a quick chat. Meanwhile, in the corner you have this mad woman, steaming and waiting to attack you because she thinks you’re sleeping with her boyfriend when really the thought of even touching his penis creeps you out. She may or may not just call you typical names and adjectives like ‘slut’, ‘whore’, ‘bitch’, ‘dog’, ‘ugly’, ect, she may try and kick the shit out of you while in her belly-button high dress showing off breakfast and stilettos that would break a real person’s ankle. But if you’re lucky, she may just post threats towards you that you can’t actually read on her Facebook that her ‘b@bez!’ will read and get all hyped up about.
The point is, are you serious? I know I’m sexually awkward and never been in a real relationship but like, what the fuck? If you loved and trusted ‘ya b0y!1!’ as much as you said you do you wouldn’t need to keep him away from ‘sluts’, ‘whores’ or whatever. I admit, I’m a jealous person when it comes to guys but I can accept the fact he’s allowed to have friends. Even female ones. If he goes and sleeps with someone else, that’s entirely his choice. If you have to watch every single move he makes or for other people around him, I’d really start to question whether or not you should be in a relationship. Another thing is too, with women, does everything have to be fucking settled by clawing out someone’s eyes or posting/saying a whole heaps of nasty shit about someone for attention and getting a bunch of your peers to gang up and humiliate someone?